urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
kurlozmakara: how are hipster posts bad? what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC
two tags I apparently actually use “catscatscats” “motherfuckin chihuahua” like there are multiple posts under these tags. wat.
[[MORE]] so I have a mole on my stomach that I think???? totally changed shape a little but it’s still tiny, symmetrical, all one color, and not particularly gross looking so I don’t know whether to worry about it?????
debating cutting my hair to chin length. I’ve been wearing it up a lot lately anyway because it’s hot, and straightening it because bangs, both of which totally piss me off. I never should have cut bangs, it’s a lot easier to wear it wavy with no bangs…
queenlisasimpson: *straight person logs on to Tumblr* *posts “same love” by macklemore in the gay rights tag* *leans back in chair* Ah yes I have helped the gays.
huckleberryicecream: bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right ...
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snapshotsofspunk: quelquechosezarbi: luluintehskyw-cats: quelquechosezarbi: what the fuck i’m getting so ahead of myself my life feels so surreal like i seriously don’t even i just planned my grad school plan of study what the fuck i could graduate with a master’s… DUDE DO IT IN TWO YEARS MAYBE WE CAN GRADUATE AT THE SAME TIME also I’m making you go to football games...
quelquechosezarbi: luluintehskyw-cats: quelquechosezarbi: what the fuck i’m getting so ahead of myself my life feels so surreal like i seriously don’t even i just planned my grad school plan of study what the fuck i could graduate with a master’s degree in two years oh my god oh my god oh my god You’re doing it again XD DOING WHAT AGAIN, GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU...
foucaultthehaters: “Comrade” is my favourite gender-neutral pronoun.
thatdrumcorpsguy: dirksaninja: antarctification: counting-to-one-hundred: where are all the tumblr tuba players like, reblog this if you play tuba or if you know someone on tumblr who plays tuba cause i want to talk to the tuba crowd #tubaswag Holla holla Holla at yo momma honey boo boo child. Btw Cortney.. You don’t play tuba. Hmu
orchestratedinspiration: treble-in-paradise: I hold my euph up in the air sometimes saying ayooo should’ve picked mello I hold my contra in the air sometimes saying HOLD IT UP ROOKIE
hollywoodsquare: bloodyneptune: hollywoodsquare: i wanna get really high and have sex while the rains of castamere plays in the background You and Roslin Frey both. can we just talk about how this was the best possible response
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
styleswanky: i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
bassoonerthebetter: acabye: IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY SATURDAY Y’ALL send me: - stories about your crush/better half/whatever - embarassing stories - truths or dares - just stories in general it’s like a fifth grade sleepover, anything goes ok yes, please. DO IT DO IT DO IT